1 /* 2 * Copyright (c) 1996, 1998, 1999 Todd C. Miller <Todd.Miller@courtesan.com> 3 * 4 * Permission to use, copy, modify, and distribute this software for any 5 * purpose with or without fee is hereby granted, provided that the above 6 * copyright notice and this permission notice appear in all copies. 7 * 8 * THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS IS" AND THE AUTHOR DISCLAIMS ALL WARRANTIES 9 * WITH REGARD TO THIS SOFTWARE INCLUDING ALL IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF 10 * MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE AUTHOR BE LIABLE FOR 11 * ANY SPECIAL, DIRECT, INDIRECT, OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES OR ANY DAMAGES 12 * WHATSOEVER RESULTING FROM LOSS OF USE, DATA OR PROFITS, WHETHER IN AN 13 * ACTION OF CONTRACT, NEGLIGENCE OR OTHER TORTIOUS ACTION, ARISING OUT OF 14 * OR IN CONNECTION WITH THE USE OR PERFORMANCE OF THIS SOFTWARE. 15 * 16 * $Sudo: ins_csops.h,v 1.29 2004/09/14 21:43:31 millert Exp $ 17 */ 18 19 #ifndef _SUDO_INS_CSOPS_H 20 #define _SUDO_INS_CSOPS_H 21 22 /* 23 * CSOps insults (may be site dependent). 24 */ 25 26 "Maybe if you used more than just two fingers...", 27 "BOB says: You seem to have forgotten your passwd, enter another!", 28 "stty: unknown mode: doofus", 29 "I can't hear you -- I'm using the scrambler.", 30 "The more you drive -- the dumber you get.", 31 #ifdef PC_INSULTS 32 "Listen, broccoli brains, I don't have time to listen to this trash.", 33 #else 34 "Listen, burrito brains, I don't have time to listen to this trash.", 35 #endif 36 "I've seen penguins that can type better than that.", 37 "Have you considered trying to match wits with a rutabaga?", 38 "You speak an infinite deal of nothing", 39 40 #endif /* _SUDO_INS_CSOPS_H */ 41